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• Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this? Skinne
  It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy...
• Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
  What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba...
• Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee! Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
  Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my window....
• Wiggum: You! Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
  I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big Daddy?...
• Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls .
  .. two I suppose. Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot....
• Skinner: Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed
  o without further ado, I give you the remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra...
• Skinner: Lucky for you this is just a warning gator.
  Next one won't be corked. [points to the corks blunting the alligator's teeth] Wiggum...
• Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.
  Wiggum: [picks the skull up with a pencil] Is that right?...
• Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return -- right now! -- Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase