Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee!
Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my
window. What's the word on the streets?
Skinner: Well, to be honest Chief, I haven't lived in New Orleans
for forty-two years. Although according to an article I
read in "Parade" magazine ...
Wiggum: Uh-huh.
Skinner: ... a criminal by the name of "Big Daddy" runs this town.
Wiggum: "Big Daddy," eh? Well, he won't feel so big if he messes
with Chief Wiggum, P. I. again. Which I sincerely doubt he
will.
-- Doubting Clancy, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my
window. What's the word on the streets?
Skinner: Well, to be honest Chief, I haven't lived in New Orleans
for forty-two years. Although according to an article I
read in "Parade" magazine ...
Wiggum: Uh-huh.
Skinner: ... a criminal by the name of "Big Daddy" runs this town.
Wiggum: "Big Daddy," eh? Well, he won't feel so big if he messes
with Chief Wiggum, P. I. again. Which I sincerely doubt he
will.
-- Doubting Clancy, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Related:
- Wiggum: You!
Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big... - Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this?
Skinner:
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy... - Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield,
the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New... - Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief.
Wiggum:
Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again... - Skinner: Lucky for you this is just a warning gator.
Next one won't be corked. [points to the... - slide of Dr. Hibbert]
Mrs. Hibbert: Julius!
[slide or Chief Wiggum]
Mrs.
Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner]... - Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know,
folks here don't much care for law and order... - Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old .
Swampy -- Chief Wiggum, settling into his new town... - Skinner: Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside
the skull.
Wiggum: [shakes the card out of the skull] Looks...
From the same category:
- Homer: [reading Ned's letter] "You are my brother."
Homer+Lisa+Bart:
[giggle] Homer: "I love you." Homer+Lisa+Bart: [laugh]... - Homer: Did you hear me? I said I quit, Monty! And since I quit,
I can do anything I want. Burns: Is that so... - Lisa: The writers should be ashamed of themselves!
Bart:
Cartoons have writers? -- I thought it was just a... - Lisa: What's the point of all these precautions? I've already lost the
only thing that matters to me.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I... - We got beets!
-- Lisa,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The...
