Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers
dread... the pitiless bark of the sea lion!
[gasp] He'll be killed!
Marge: Homer, he obviously got out alive if he wrote the article.
Homer: Don't be so... [flips ahead] Oh, you're right.
-- Book at bedtime, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
dread... the pitiless bark of the sea lion!
[gasp] He'll be killed!
Marge: Homer, he obviously got out alive if he wrote the article.
Homer: Don't be so... [flips ahead] Oh, you're right.
-- Book at bedtime, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
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