Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not going to
start now.
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not going to
start now.
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers
dread.
the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll... - Homer: [reading `Reading Digest'] Hey, a cartoon!
[a woman tries to explain a pile of metal that used to be a car]
"Well,
dear, you always wanted a compact..." [laughs]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad.
Homer:
Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that... - Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase
Your Word Power.' That thing is really,
really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr... - Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to increase
your word power'.
That thing is really, really.. really.... good. ... - Marge: You've certainly taking a shying to that magazine.
Homer: It's not just <one> magazine, Marge; they... - Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an
opportunity,
you can end up regretting it for the rest of your ... - Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles]
Homer:
Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh,...
From the same category:
- Abe: Oh, memories! If this old place could talk, it'd say -
[pulls light cord; ceiling collapses, piles vase, chair... - Alan: Hi, I'm Alan. I'm your copilot.
Homer: Uh, yeah,
uh, hmm. Er, uh, as a change of pace, I'm going to... - All right folks, the show's over! No more to see, folks,
come on. Only sick people want to see my folks kiss... - You can't treat the working man this way. One day,
we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment... - Smithers: I'm sorry, Monty can't come to the phone right now.
He's in a very important meeting and can't be disturbed...
