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• Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off! -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto
• Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers dread.
  .. the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll be killed!...
• Homer: Bart! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis! -- Or is it Looey?
  Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
• Marge: You've certainly taking a shying to that magazine.
  Homer: It's not just <one> magazine, Marge; they take &l...
• at the airport, sees a chauffeur holding a sign that reads, `SIMPSON'] Look, Marge, that guy has the same last name we do!
  -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...