Bart: [reading a sign] On this spot, Richard Nixon bowled
back-to-back 300 games.
Homer: Yeah, right.
-- Would he lie to you? "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
back-to-back 300 games.
Homer: Yeah, right.
-- Would he lie to you? "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
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