Homer: [reads] Seven ways to spice up your marriage.
[ahem] [reads woodenly] Marge, you have a nice body.
And if you'd like to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.
Marge: Why, thank you, Homey.
-- Book at bedtime, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
[ahem] [reads woodenly] Marge, you have a nice body.
And if you'd like to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.
Marge: Why, thank you, Homey.
-- Book at bedtime, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
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Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah,... - I will iron your sheets when you iron out the inequities in your labor
laws." Amen,
sister. -- Lisa reads the inscription on the Winifred... - Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem.
[finishes brushing his teeth,
and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful... - Homer: Honey, I'm home!
Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and... - Homer: [reading `Reading Digest'] Hey, a cartoon!
[a woman tries to explain a pile of metal that used to be a car]
"Well,
dear, you always wanted a compact..." [laughs]... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out...
