This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town
since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952. And so, I hereby declare that
Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be
henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway.
-- Mayor `Diamond' Joe Quimby, "Stark Raving Dad"
since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952. And so, I hereby declare that
Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be
henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway.
-- Mayor `Diamond' Joe Quimby, "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI
LAMA I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI... - Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace.
Dalai... - I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day, the funnest day in the history
of Springfield!
Diamond Joe Quimby, "Bart Gets an... - Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to
our local merchants.
[people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it... - Bart jots down a message]
Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again... - Man: I'm Michael Jackson.
Bart: <The> Michael Jackson?
[makes scoffing sound] No way! Man: It's true. I'm... - Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize
I was largely aware,
I must take action. All in favor of demolishing our... - If you can, help others. If you can't, at least don't hurt others.
the Dalai... - Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of
our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead]...
