This Is The Uh Most Exciting Thing To Happen To Our Uh Fair Town Since The Dalai Lama Visited In 1952.

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This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town
since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952. And so, I hereby declare that
Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be
henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway.
-- Mayor `Diamond' Joe Quimby, "Stark Raving Dad"