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• This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
  And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway....
• Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace. -- Dalai Lama
• Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days.
  An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful...
• If you can, help others. If you can't, at least don't hurt others. -- the Dalai Lama