Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to
our local merchants.
[people gab amongst themselves]
Abe: What's in it for us?
Jasper: Yeah, give us something we like or we'll ride you out of town on
Quimby: Ahem, well, uh, what do you people like?
Man: Sexy dames, and plenty of 'em.
[murmurs of assent]
Quimby: Well, I suppose I could name it the "Matlock Expressway".
-- His honor polls the electorate,
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"