Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of
our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead]
Now, I am a fair man. You will have 72 hours to vacate. At that
time we will blow up your house and any remaining Simpsons.
Marge: Homer, we've got to stop them!
Homer: I know what you're up to, Mayor Terwigiger. And no one in my
family's going to stand for it.
[Abe honks horn from atop expressway]
Abe: Move your goldurn house, son!
-- No one except him, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead]
Now, I am a fair man. You will have 72 hours to vacate. At that
time we will blow up your house and any remaining Simpsons.
Marge: Homer, we've got to stop them!
Homer: I know what you're up to, Mayor Terwigiger. And no one in my
family's going to stand for it.
[Abe honks horn from atop expressway]
Abe: Move your goldurn house, son!
-- No one except him, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
- Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to
our local merchants.
[people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it for us?... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Abe: {That Quimby fellow promised to build us a Matlooock Expressway.
How're you going to top that, smart guy?} Bob... - Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away!
Bart: That's my dog, man!
Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack.... - Abe: And to my son Homer --
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -- and his entire family --
Home
D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars.... - Homer: Dad!
Abe: Son!
Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house.... - Marge: [ruefully] We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean
break with your life?
Homer: Relax, Marge, I tied up all the loose ends before we left.... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
