I Hereby Declare This Day To Be Snow Day, The Funnest Day In The History Of Springfield!
I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day, the funnest day in the history
-- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Bart Gets an F"
I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson Day in the city of Springfield!
-- Mayor Quimby goes after the chick vote, "Homer Alone...
This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway....
Burns: I was never one to back away from a snowball fight!
Smithers, you may fire at will! Smithe...
Snow Day - stay home.
There's no snow day like a Friday snow day. -- Blythe Purdi
Have a Husky day: 30 below and 5' of snow!
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Th. Jefferson: We hold these truths to be self-evident.
.. Bart: [to himself] We hold these truths to be self-evident....