I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day, the funnest day in the history
of Springfield!
-- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Bart Gets an F"
of Springfield!
-- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Bart Gets an F"
Related:
- I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson Day in the city of
Springfield!
-- Mayor Quimby goes after the chick vote, "Homer Alone... - This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town
since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway.... - Burns: I was never one to back away from a snowball fight!
Smithers, you may fire at will! Smithe... - Snow Day - stay home.
- There's no snow day like a Friday snow day. -- Blythe Purdi
- Have a Husky day: 30 below and 5' of snow!
- Ford: F*cked on Race Day
- Th. Jefferson: We hold these truths to be self-evident.
.. Bart: [to himself] We hold these truths to be self-evident....
