Bart Jots Down A Message] Uh Huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
[Bart jots down a message]
Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum. Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never
see us again. Got it. [hangs up] Michael Jackson, woo hoo! I love
-- A difference of priorities, "Stark Raving Dad"
Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
[aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. Bart: <The> Michael Jackson?
[makes scoffing sound] No way! Man: It's true. I'm with your father in a mental institution....
Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture?...
Man: Hello? Who's this? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad...
Bart: Looney Toons, this is what Michael Jackson looks like.
[shows an album] You're nothing but a big fat mental patient....
Homer: Who are you? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons... -- Homer meets his cell-mate at the asylum, "Stark Raving Dad" [A little meta-humor for your enjoyment....
Bart: [on the phone] Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
... No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense, but brief, mental struggle] [dials phone] Hello, Millhouse?...
Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices? Homer: [angrily] Yes, I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to watch TV.
.. Bart: [checks] Yes. Are you quick to anger? Home...