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• Bart: Looney Toons, this is what Michael Jackson looks like.
  [shows an album] You're nothing but a big fat mental patient....
• Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
  Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....
• Man: Hello? Who's this? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
  Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
  [aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
• Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
  Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
• Man: I can't believe you never heard of me. I'm a very popular entertainer.
  Homer: Oh, of I've heard of you! I mean, you'd have to be living under a rock not to know....
• Homer: Who are you? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
  Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons... -- Homer meets his cell-mate at the asylum, "Stark Raving Dad" [A little meta-humor for your enjoyment....
• Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
  Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons. Stark Raving Dad...
• This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
  And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway....