Burns: Damned Infernal Gizmo. My Kingdom For A Left-handed Can Opener!

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Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
Homer: Um, Mr. Burns? ... [dreams of Ned's Leftorium store]
Ned: [in Homer's dream] Come on, Homer, tell him about the store!
I'm dying out here!
Homer: Sorry, Flanders. [leaves]
-- "When Flanders Failed"