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• I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
  He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Absotively posilutely! -- Ned Flanders' way of saying, `yes', "When Flanders Failed
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
  Homer: Um, Mr. Burns? ... [dreams of Ned's Leftorium store] Ned...
• Flanders: Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
  Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town. When Flanders Failed...
• It's all here, and it's all backwards! -- Homer hypes Ned's Leftorium, "When Flanders Failed
• Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
  -- Ned, "When Flanders Failed...
• Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken bone!
  -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale] Home
  Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's good enough for me!...