Homer: Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
Ned: For two more days. [sniff] It becomes Libertarian Party
headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
-- Fat chance, "When Flanders Failed"
Ned: For two more days. [sniff] It becomes Libertarian Party
headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
-- Fat chance, "When Flanders Failed"
Related:
- Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a..... - sound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing]
Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one,
"I'm Worried (Need Money)". If you want tickets... - I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson ... - Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe... - Ned: We did it! We got rid of --
[siren wails;
Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm... - Ned: My name is Ned.
All: Hello, Ned!
Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps... - Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your
glasses any more!
And your scalp and posture seem fine. Bart: [triumphant]... - Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back
and I was dead from not eating.
They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should... - Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale]
Homer:
Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's...
From the same category:
- Lisa: [gasps] Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my
school on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
Bart: [indignant] Mom! How can you leave us with this... - Bart: There's a box you can sleep in.
Chester: Thanks.
Bart: Just move that cot out of the way. Chester: Okay... - For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me,
they were laughing <towards> me! -- Homer narrates... - Myers: Okay, maybe my dad did steal Itchy, but so what?
Animation is built on plagiarism! [lawyer slaps... - You know, some of these stories are pretty good.
I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy...
