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• Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
  Homer: Um, Mr. Burns? ... [dreams of Ned's Leftorium store] Ned...
• Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
• Absotively posilutely! -- Ned Flanders' way of saying, `yes', "When Flanders Failed
• Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
  -- Ned, "When Flanders Failed...
• I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
  He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Flanders: Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
  Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town. When Flanders Failed...
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• The Flanders' are having a beef-a-thon. Incredible Ned-ibles.
  Maude-acious vittles. -- Lisa reads Ned's barbecue invitation, "When Flanders Failed...