Abe: And To My Son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- And His Entire Family -- Home

HomeFortune CookiesThe Simpsons

Abe: And to my son Homer --
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -- and his entire family --
Homer: D'oh!
Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head
silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride
around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen
J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big
washtub and -- [notices everyone ready to leave] where are you
Homer: Dad, we'd love to stay here and listen to your amusing antidote,
but we have to take these coins to the mall and spend 'em!
-- Priority one, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"