It Was The Most I Ever Threw Up, And It Changed My Life Forever.
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College
Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
Bart: You the man, Homer! Homer: Thanks, boy! -- What it is, "Homer Goes to College...
Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
Abe: [springing up from the back seat] Hey! Home...
Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
-- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude
jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time....
Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old Dean!...
You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
.. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
Marge: An A+! How did you do it? Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Home...
Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good....
Could this be the best day of my life? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic