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• Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
• Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
• Lisa: [dragging Bart back to the stairs] Why do you have to make this so hard?
  ! Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance....
• Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
  Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV. My Sister, My Sitte...
• Bart: You didn't say which bed! Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
  Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges after him...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Hey don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here.
  Save that for court! -- Dr....
• My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father.
• Todd's been pinching everyone lately.
  -- Ned, explaining how rambunctious and wild his kids can be, "My Sister, My Sitte...