Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea!
Marge: Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?
Smithers: Oh ho ho. Actually, I value every second we're together.
From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning,
til I tuck him in at night.
He's not just my boss. He's my best friend, too.
Burns: [sipping the tea] Bah! Too hot! [spills it on Smithers]
Smithers: Right, sir. It's scalding me as we speak.
-- "Brush with Greatness"
Marge: Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?
Smithers: Oh ho ho. Actually, I value every second we're together.
From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning,
til I tuck him in at night.
He's not just my boss. He's my best friend, too.
Burns: [sipping the tea] Bah! Too hot! [spills it on Smithers]
Smithers: Right, sir. It's scalding me as we speak.
-- "Brush with Greatness"
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