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• Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
  Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
• Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers. Smithe
  Somebody down here likes you, too, sir. Burns: Shut up....
• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
• Burns: I see it all, now. You're just a bunch of yes-men.
  I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless to tell me!...
• You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
  -- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
  Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
• Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
  Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....