Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore.
Homer: Heh heh...it _does_ look like Al Gore.
Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything. Hey you, elephant!
Lift me up on your back, man.
[elephant stuffs him in its mouth]
Marge: Bart!
[Bart gets out with a plop]
Bart: [nervous laughter] He tried to kill me.
-- Examining the elephant, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Homer: Heh heh...it _does_ look like Al Gore.
Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything. Hey you, elephant!
Lift me up on your back, man.
[elephant stuffs him in its mouth]
Marge: Bart!
[Bart gets out with a plop]
Bart: [nervous laughter] He tried to kill me.
-- Examining the elephant, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Related:
- Marty: Let's try one more number.
Homer: Y'ello?
Bart:
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid... - Homer: {That bird! He's killing the elephant. Stop him!}
Lisa:
{No, Dad, he's grooming him.} Homer: {[crafty] Grooming... - Homer: Bart! Take a letter!
Dear Mr. Burns.
[heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my ... - Homer: Look at this, Marge: $58 and all of it profit!
I'm the smartest businessman in the world. Marge... - Stampy trumpets]
Homer: What's he yelling about?
Lisa:
He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I really think this is a bad idea.
Homer: Marge,
I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically... - Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work!
Homer:
What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain...
From the same category:
- Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before.
Lisa:
Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind... - Martin: Aw, a car impound lot: the impenetrable fortress of suburbia!
Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Bart... - It measures the pitch, the frequency, and the urgency of a baby's cry,
and then tells whoever's around, in plain English,... - Jay Sherman: [to Doctor] It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
Doctor: Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks. --... - Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile...
