Bart: Did You Guys Hear Something Moving Around In The Attic Last Night?
Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last
Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever
go up there.
-- What a frank attitude, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
Bart+Lisa: [quickly] Mom! Dad! We saw something in the attic!
We saw something in the attic! Marge...
Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.
Marge: It saved out marriage! Treehouse of Horror VII...
Hibbert: But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.
The child was an outcast. So, we did the only humane thing....
Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
.. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
Lisa: Did you hear that, Bart? Bart: Maybe it was just the cat.
Lisa: No, she's sleeping with me....
Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII
Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...