Marge: I Would Love You If You Weighed 1,000 Pounds But .
Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but ...
Homer: Beautiful. G'night.
Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa! Home
Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you....
You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sound
I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string....
Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
Homer: Marge, when I see you forming the vowels and continents Marge
Consonants. Homer: consonants, with your beautiful mouth, your beautiful breath pushing past your beautiful teeth....
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled....
Homer: "Carpal tunnel syndrome"...no. "Lumber lung".
..no. "Juggler's despair"...no. "Achy breaky pelvis"....
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
[outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...
Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks....