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• Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa! Home
  Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you....
• You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sound
  I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string....
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Homer: Marge, when I see you forming the vowels and continents Marge
  Consonants. Homer: consonants, with your beautiful mouth, your beautiful breath pushing past your beautiful teeth....
• Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
  No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled....
• Homer: "Carpal tunnel syndrome"...no. "Lumber lung".
  ..no. "Juggler's despair"...no. "Achy breaky pelvis"....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
  [outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...
• Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
  Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks....