When You Love Somebody, You Have To Have Faith That In The End, They Will Do The Right Thing.
When you love somebody, you have to have faith that in the end,
they will do the right thing.
-- Marge to Lisa,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
-- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before. You really think we can afford it?
Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that....
Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife....
Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Will you quit staring at me like that!? -- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from outside, "Homer vs.
Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Lisa: Mom, what are you doing? Marge: What, what do you mean?
Lisa: Don't you remember the eighth commandment?...
Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
-- Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel, "Homer vs....
If you didn't catch it in the theater, or rent it, or see it someplace else .
.. We've got it! On the Blockbuster Channel! -- TV advertisement, "Homer vs....