Son, You Shouldn't Watch That Other Channel. It's Only For Mommies And Daddies Who Love Each Other Very Much.

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Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for
mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
-- Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"