Lisa: Mom, what are you doing?
Marge: What, what do you mean?
Lisa: Don't you remember the eighth commandment?
Marge: Oh, of course. It's thou shalt not um not covet, um,
graven images, something about covet...
Lisa: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!!
-- Marge eats two grapes in the supermarket,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Marge: What, what do you mean?
Lisa: Don't you remember the eighth commandment?
Marge: Oh, of course. It's thou shalt not um not covet, um,
graven images, something about covet...
Lisa: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!!
-- Marge eats two grapes in the supermarket,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
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