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• Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before. You really think we can afford it?
  Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that....
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
  Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife....
• The cable stays! The foot has spoken! -- Homer puts his foot down, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I hate to interrupt your judging me, but I wanted you to know that I've made a couple of really important decisions.
  Number 1: I'm cutting the cable as soon as the fight's over, and Number 2...
• When you love somebody, you have to have faith that in the end, they will do the right thing.
  -- Marge to Lisa, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul. Announce
  [from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's exquisite hailing....
• Dad, I beg you to reconsider. Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
  Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable hook-up, "Homer vs....
• How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
  -- Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...