Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us. Heh heh.
It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!
Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [runs out]
Marge: What's gotten into Lisa?
Bart: Beats the HELL out of me!
Homer: Bart!
-- Lisa's conscience speaks,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!
Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [runs out]
Marge: What's gotten into Lisa?
Bart: Beats the HELL out of me!
Homer: Bart!
-- Lisa's conscience speaks,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
- Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for
mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel... - Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - When you love somebody, you have to have faith that in the end,
they will do the right thing. -- Marge to Lisa, ... - Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it,
this is getting boring man! Homer: [smirking]... - Dad, I beg you to reconsider.
Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable... - Bart: Homer!
Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy. ... - Lisa: Hi, Dad.
I think stealing cable is wrong,
so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes...
From the same category:
- Prof: {Now if anyone would like to stay, I'm going to hold a
comprehensive review session after every class.}
Homer:
{[waving] Do we have to?} Prof: {No --} Homer: {Then... - Homer: That's it! I'm calling my buddies. Marge is not the only one
who can have a girls' night out.
[dials the phone] Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer. ... - Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it
anymore?
Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal... - Marge: Ruth, is there something you want to tell me?
Ruth: Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind... - Marge: Homer! Will you get that crazy box of off the dinner table?
It came from the dump. Homer: But Marge, I'm obsessed...
