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• I should box your ears, you, you, you SNEAKY PETE! -- Flanders is upset at the cable TV hook-up man, "Homer vs.
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• How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
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• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Will you quit staring at me like that!? -- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from outside, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• When you love somebody, you have to have faith that in the end, they will do the right thing.
  -- Marge to Lisa, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul. Announce
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• Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
  -- Bart is caught watching a cable porn channel, [Burger King alert!...