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• Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before. You really think we can afford it?
  Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that....
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I just want to call attention to the fact that I'm not watching this fight as my form of nonviolent protest.
  -- Lisa refuses to watch stolen cable, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul. Announce
  [from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's exquisite hailing....
• Lisa: Hi, Dad. I think stealing cable is wrong, so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes that others will follow my example.
  That's the last you'll hear from me on the matter....
• Dad, I beg you to reconsider. Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
  Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable hook-up, "Homer vs....
• The cable stays! The foot has spoken! -- Homer puts his foot down, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I hate to interrupt your judging me, but I wanted you to know that I've made a couple of really important decisions.
  Number 1: I'm cutting the cable as soon as the fight's over, and Number 2...