Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife. My wife's idea.
Yeah, yeah, ...
-- "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife. My wife's idea.
Yeah, yeah, ...
-- "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
- Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before.
You really think we can afford it?
Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing... - I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa... - Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope.
-
Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - I just want to call attention to the fact that I'm not watching
this fight as my form of nonviolent protest.
Lisa refuses to watch stolen cable, "Homer vs... - Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul.
Announcer:
[from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's... - Lisa: Hi, Dad.
I think stealing cable is wrong,
so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes... - Dad, I beg you to reconsider.
Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable... - The cable stays! The foot has spoken!
-- Homer puts his foot down,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - I hate to interrupt your judging me, but I wanted you to know that
I've made a couple of really important decisions.
Number 1: I'm cutting the cable as soon as the fight's...
From the same category:
- Kent: Welcome to the six o'clock news in our brand new studio.
Lookin' good, Springfield! [he waves to... - Miss Simpson, I hope we won't have a repeat of yesterday's
outburst of `Unbridled Creativity'.
Mr. Largo, "Moaning... - Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy.
Barney:
But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack... - And to conclude this Hallowe'en newscast on a scary note.
Remember, the Presidential primaries are only a few... - Marge: We better find a motel and stop for the night.
Homer: [slurred] We don't need to do that, Marge. ...
