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• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
  Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife....
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul. Announce
  [from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's exquisite hailing....
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
  -- Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• The cable stays! The foot has spoken! -- Homer puts his foot down, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• TV: Hear Me Roar, the Network for Women. In the next half-hour, we'll show you how to cut your first-aid bill in half by making your own band-aids.
  Marge: Ooh, that's a good idea. TV: Now before we begin, you need five yards of sterilized cotton....