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• Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
  Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Homer the pessimist, "Bart Gets Famou
• ... leaving the Vice President in charge. -- Kent Brockman's news report, "Marge Gets a Job
• His trial, which begins tomorrow, has taken center ring in a national media circus, as children of all ages, from 8 to 80, hang onto each new development like so many Rumanian trapeze artists.
  -- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up!
  It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946....
• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
• They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot.
  Boy I'd like to smack that kid. -- Homer Simpson Bart Gets Famou...
• Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
  We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place....