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• Good afternoon and welcome to the "Do What You Feel" festival.
  By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I _am_ sleeping with her....
• Homer: This is great...I can finally look like I want, and not get hassled by the man!
  [Apu and Jamshed ride around the family on skateboards] Apu...
• Burns: I feel like such a free spirit, and I'm really enjoying this so-called.
  .._iced_ cream. Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that....
• Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
  Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
• Marge: I'm Marge Simpson, and I have an idea. Everyone
  Aw, no. Marge is going to say something. etc. Marge...
• Kent: Excuse me, Mr. Burns, now that you're completely ruined, how do you feel?
  Burns: Excellent. I'm on my way back to the top! I've turned these cans into can-dos!...
• The winds of change are in the air in Springfield, and it's about as refreshing as a pre-moistened towlette.
  Folks are finally accepting their feelings and really communicating, with no holding back, and this reporter thinks it's about [bleep]ing time....
• Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
  Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
• Bart: All right! Snow day. No school tomorrow! [throws his schoolbook on the fire] Lisa
  That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report....