Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty!
Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme! [devours it] Now that's danish! Where'd
you get it?
Bart: I stole it from Kent Brockman.
Krusty: Great! [realizes] Uh, he didn't touch it, did he?
Bart: No.
Krusty: Good job, kid! What's your name?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. I saved you from jail.
Krusty: [not remembering] Er, I...
Bart: I reunited you with your estranged father.
Krusty: Er, uh, I don't know...
Bart: I saved your career, man! Remember your comeback special?
Krusty: Yeah, well, what have you done for me lately?
Bart: I got you that danish.
Krusty: [grateful] And I'll never forget it.
-- It's the little things he remembers,
"Bart Gets Famous"
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty!
Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme! [devours it] Now that's danish! Where'd
you get it?
Bart: I stole it from Kent Brockman.
Krusty: Great! [realizes] Uh, he didn't touch it, did he?
Bart: No.
Krusty: Good job, kid! What's your name?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. I saved you from jail.
Krusty: [not remembering] Er, I...
Bart: I reunited you with your estranged father.
Krusty: Er, uh, I don't know...
Bart: I saved your career, man! Remember your comeback special?
Krusty: Yeah, well, what have you done for me lately?
Bart: I got you that danish.
Krusty: [grateful] And I'll never forget it.
-- It's the little things he remembers,
"Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
- Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
Ba
You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line.... - Edna: OK, kids, open your books to page sixty --
[a phone ring
Bart wakes up and pulls it from his pocket] Ba... - Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!... - Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back
to my normal dream
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty, dressed in a football uniform, runs up as a crowd cheers] Krusty... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new sui
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy.... - Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry.
Krusty: Pfft.
Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star.... - Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy.... - Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids.
Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales.... - Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....
