Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats,
losers, scums of the earth. We'd like to sweep these people into
the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other
out-of-the-way place. Oh, we have our reasons. They're
depressing, they wear ragged clothes, they're [makes quotation
sign with fingers] "crazy", they smell bad.
Guy: Hey, listen, man.
Kent: [whispers] Wait, I'm going somewhere with this.
-- Kent Brockman's Emmy-winning news report from a soup
kitchen, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
losers, scums of the earth. We'd like to sweep these people into
the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other
out-of-the-way place. Oh, we have our reasons. They're
depressing, they wear ragged clothes, they're [makes quotation
sign with fingers] "crazy", they smell bad.
Guy: Hey, listen, man.
Kent: [whispers] Wait, I'm going somewhere with this.
-- Kent Brockman's Emmy-winning news report from a soup
kitchen, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Related:
- Kent: And how long have you been on the streets?
Ba
Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching.... - Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin';
Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
-- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'... - Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and
lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us
with some.
..[checks watch] six hours to live. So, let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky!... - Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Ke... - Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty... - Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News."
[several explosions are shown]
Ba
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence.... - This just in. A fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield.
Early reports indicate, and this is very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard.... - Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this
Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up!
It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946.... - phone rings]
Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
