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• Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this.
  It is not okay to lose. -- Homer Simpson Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
  Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this....
• Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
  Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means he spends more time yacking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job....
• Golf... `Anecdotes'... `Eisenhower and'... `fishing'.
  .. `humor'... `Japanese obsession with'... Ah, here it is....
• Play it where it lays, Homer. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society
• Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
  Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting Society...
• As for Carter being for registration but against the draft, isn't that sort of being like for putting it in and not taking it out?
  Even if it was possible not to follow through, you'd still be getting screwed....