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• Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this.
  It is not okay to lose. -- Homer Simpson Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose you're out of the family!
  Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow....
• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
  -- Marge, after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing, "Dead Putting Society...
• Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
  Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: [reading Ned's letter] "You are my brother.
  Homer+Lisa+Bart: [giggle] Homer: "I love you." Homer+Lisa+Ba...
• Keep your head down, follow through. [Bart putts and misses] Okay, that didn't work.
  This time, move your head and don't follow through....