Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
Lisa+Bart: Daaaad!
Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try.
Bart: Ok, I'll try.
Homer: D'oh! Anybody can try! I want you to <win>!
-- "Dead Putting Society"
Lisa+Bart: Daaaad!
Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try.
Bart: Ok, I'll try.
Homer: D'oh! Anybody can try! I want you to <win>!
-- "Dead Putting Society"
Related:
- Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is
to a baseball player!
What a violin is... to the... the guy that.... - Marge: Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning.
I really hope you try harder. Homer: Whew! ... - Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart flicks a pea at Lisa]
Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Bart... - Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - Homer: [reading Ned's letter] "You are my brother."
Homer+Lisa+Bart:
[giggle] Homer: "I love you." Homer+Lisa+Bart: [laugh]...
