Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
Bart: What does incompetent mean?
Terry: It means he spends more time yacking and scarfing down donuts
than doing his job.
Bart: Oh, okay. I though you where putting me down.
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
Bart: What does incompetent mean?
Terry: It means he spends more time yacking and scarfing down donuts
than doing his job.
Bart: Oh, okay. I though you where putting me down.
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
Related:
- Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger... - Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again?
Bart:
He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's... - Homer: Ooh! It's that new show about the policeman who solves
crimes in his spare time.
Bart: Crank it, Homer! Chief: You busted up that... - Homer: That Timmy is a real hero!
Lisa: How do you mean,
Dad? Homer: Well, he fell down a well, and... he can't... - Homer: Okay, where were we?
Bart: Mom was preggers and Dad threw all our money down a sink hole.
Homer: Ah yes. -- Homer narrates the story of Bart's... - Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel!
Mrs K: Bart!
Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad...
From the same category:
- Apu... Pro: Discounted snack treats. Con: Dangerous profession.
Homer weighs the pros and cons of potential suitors... - Lisa: Look, Bart. It almost killed me, but I handcrafted all 75
characters from Oliver Twist.
And now, the coup de grace: a bitter snowstorm... - Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
And I'm too superstitious to take the one... - Lisa: Here Dad, I brought you some nice -- aah!
[sees Homer with a potted plant]
Homer:
Good news, Lisa: I don't need your mother any more... - Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams...
