Golf... `Anecdotes'... `Eisenhower and'... `fishing'... `humor'...
`Japanese obsession with'... Ah, here it is... `Putting'.
-- Lisa, looking through card catalog under `Golf',
"Dead Putting Society"
`Japanese obsession with'... Ah, here it is... `Putting'.
-- Lisa, looking through card catalog under `Golf',
"Dead Putting Society"
Related:
- Todd: Hi Bart!
Bart: Get bent.
-- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course,
"Dead Putting... - Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
All you have to do is hit the ball... here. ... - Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself... - Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said:
If you lose you're out of the family!
Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow. -- words of encouragement... - Read the `bosom' part again, Dad!
-- Lisa,
"Dead Putting... - Bosom.
-- Bart,
"Dead Putting... - Bart: Final score. Bart, forty-one. Homer... let's see.
six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus... Homer... - Keep your head down, follow through. [Bart putts and misses]
Okay,
that didn't work. This time, move your head and don't... - Lisa: Eighth hole.
Bart: Aim for the octopus, third tentacle.
Lisa: Twelfth hole. Bart: Bank it off the pink tombstone...
