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• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....
• Play it where it lays, Homer. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society
• Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
  -- Marge, after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing, "Dead Putting Society...
• Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
  -- Lisa watching Homer mow the lawn in Marge's dress, "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose you're out of the family!
  Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow....
• Homer: Marge, Where's the Duff!?! Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out, Homer.
  Homer: D'oh! Marge: Would you like some fruit juice?...
• Mm. My best dress...
  -- Marge watches Homer mow the lawn in her Sunday dress, "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: [reading Ned's letter] "You are my brother.
  Homer+Lisa+Bart: [giggle] Homer: "I love you." Homer+Lisa+Ba...
• Give up homeboy, there's a six stroke limit.
  -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society...