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• Give up homeboy, there's a six stroke limit.
  -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society...
• Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
  Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting Society...
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
  -- Marge, after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing, "Dead Putting Society...
• Keep your head down, follow through. [Bart putts and misses] Okay, that didn't work.
  This time, move your head and don't follow through....
• Homer: Marge, Where's the Duff!?! Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out, Homer.
  Homer: D'oh! Marge: Would you like some fruit juice?...
• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....
• Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
  Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this....
• Lisa: Oats are what a champion thoroughbred eats before he or she wins the Kentucky Derby.
  Homer: Newsflash, Lisa, Bart is not a horse!...