Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!
Homer: Let go my leg.
Bart: No!
Homer: Son, for the last time, you're staying at military school.
Lisa: And so am I.
[everyone else gasps]
This school has everything I ever wanted.
Marge: Lisa, no! This place is just a jail for children.
Bart: No jail can hold me.
[runs off, only to be returned by school M.P.s a few seconds
later]
-- Nice move, Houdini, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!
Homer: Let go my leg.
Bart: No!
Homer: Son, for the last time, you're staying at military school.
Lisa: And so am I.
[everyone else gasps]
This school has everything I ever wanted.
Marge: Lisa, no! This place is just a jail for children.
Bart: No jail can hold me.
[runs off, only to be returned by school M.P.s a few seconds
later]
-- Nice move, Houdini, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Bart: Military school?! You lied to me!
Home
[chuckles] Well, I'm sorry if you heard, "Disneyland," but I distinctly said, "military school.... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily.... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!... - Marge: They sent a note from school.
Homer: [to Bart] What did you do this time you little hoodlum?
Bart: I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
