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• Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
  I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
• You know boy, I don't think I've ever felt as close to you as I do right.
  .. -- Homer, slipping away on a skateboard, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Homer: You were on your way to jump the gorge, weren't you!
  Bart: Maybe. -- Bart and the 9th commandment? "Bart the Daredevil...
• in the Simpsons' living room, watching a wrestling match] Ba
  If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match....
• Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
  Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Homer: Uh....
• Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me? -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil
• Oh cruel Fate! Why do you mock me? -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil
• I'm sorry Bart. But if you got hurt or died, despite the extra attention I'd receive, I'd miss you.
  -- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...