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• Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
  I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
• Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
  Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....
• Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed! Bart: Yeah right, bread.
  You said: go to bread. Lisa: [clenching her teeth] I said, go to bed!...
• Bart, this isn't one of those phony-baloney promises I don't expect you to keep!
  -- Homer, having a heart-to-heart with Bart, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Bart: I... passed? Ms.K: Just barely! Bart: Gasp! I passed!
  I got a D-! I passed! [crying tears of joy] All right!...
• Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
  Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture?...
• Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
  Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...
• I'll be playing my first solo! If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.
  -- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
  [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....