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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
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• Bart: After breakfast, me and Milhouse are going down to the ravine.
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• Live, from the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts, the wrestling match of the century!
  -- Announcer, "Bart the Daredevil...