Announcer: Rasputin, the friendly Russian!
Millhouse: Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian?
Lisa: Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed
wrestling, perhaps forever.
-- "Bart the Daredevil"
Millhouse: Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian?
Lisa: Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed
wrestling, perhaps forever.
-- "Bart the Daredevil"
Related:
- Rasputin is spinning the professor like an autogyro.
That's <got> to be disorienting... -- Announcer... - in the Simpsons' living room, watching a wrestling match]
Bart:
If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match... - Live, from the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts,
the wrestling match of the century! -- Announcer... - Lewis: Oh no, he's hurt.
?: Bad.
Millhouse:
Let's get out of here! -- kids after Bart hurts himself... - The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger,
if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain... - Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold,
when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's... - Bart: [on the phone]
Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense... - Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church... - I reached him!
-- Lisa, on Homer humming the 1812 Overture while
driving recklessly,
"Bart the...
From the same category:
- Marge: You are going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred
him for life.
Homer: No, I didn't! I ... Oh, you mean inside, don't... - Moe: Hey, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
Barney:
What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Gasp... - TV: The following is a public service announcement.
Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage... - Ned: [singing] When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother,
"What will I be? Will I be pretty? Will... - Barney: Hey, Homer, you're late for English!
Homer:
Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to...
