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• The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
  .. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
  I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....
• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Judge: Hello, Bart. Now, you do understand the difference between telling the truth and telling a lie, don't you son?
  Bart: Maybe. Judge: Uh huh. Well, you wouldn't lie to the United States, would you, Bart?...
• Marge: Honey, I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't.
  You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do....
• You think you've got guts. Try raising my kids. -- Homer to Murdoch, "Bart the Daredevil
• Homer: You were on your way to jump the gorge, weren't you!
  Bart: Maybe. -- Bart and the 9th commandment? "Bart the Daredevil...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...